Perfect timing from the midfield dynamo, as he commits himself to another 12 months at WNSS; all to the delight of the management. "Clearly its a much needed shot in the arm as the new season approaches. We desperately need people who can actually pick a pass, control the ball, and maybe take on a man. Its great for us that he's given the bird to ADFC. We'll have them for this illegal approach....."
There was further good news in the signature of the new "CAT". Initial reports suggest that he does at least have an basic understanding of the game, and knows at which end to stand. This is in stark contrast to Il Gatto, who seemed to struggle with the rudimentary principles; we can only reminisce wistfully about his David James-esque flappings and all-round penalty-box incompetance. Whilst he was undoubtedly a great shot stopper, the risks of him rugby tackling the opposition striker on the halfway line was too great. The demise of Il Gatto is well publicised, as we know his career with WNSS was cut short after a near-fatal car accident left the erstwhile onion-bag guard with a severe case of the DT's. Sources within the club revealed that a dressing-room clash with Stella was the real reason for Il Gatto's departure. Whatever the details, the new signing can only be good news. Is this the dawn of an new era?
