Its been some time in the making, but finally our beloved club is now a brand. Its was an expectant crowd that packed the Bowling Green this lunchtime as the WNSS executives delivered their slick marketing presentation. Amidst a tidal wave of Asti Spumanti and a plethora of hangers-on, WNSS the brand was born."People identify with this club and its our job to give them the paraphenalia that they need to illuminate their dreary lives." said one executive a little worse for wear. "We think the WNSS lunchbox and Thermos flask will do some brisk business. Besides we're pushing for promotion this year and we've branched out into Europe. We've signed a couple of secret weapons from behind the iron curtain; I've seen them play and I tell you what.....they'll give Franks Paving something to think about."
On the subject of their ageing playing staff the board were tightlipped. "Its true that there are a few tired limbs out there needing a bit more rest than they once did, but we're confident that our player-manager will have them whipped into shape before the festival of sport curtain-raiser in July. I believe in experience over youth anyday at this level, and yes we were a little bit goal shy last year. Franky I think it's a disgrace that the man who wore the number 9 shirt last year didn't score a single goal. He's got literally weeks to get his shit together or he'll be the makeweight part of the record-breaking deal to bring Clive Rough to WNSS. But we're not here to talk about people today, its the club that matters. The question you've got to ask is exactly how many WNSS tracksuits we can actually sell on Ebay?"
