Age: 31Position: Striker-cum-Human Battering Ram
Special Skill: World class laziness and a penchant for spontaneous human combustion
Background: Born in a bush, with his hair on fire, the mercurial ginger goal machine was denied his big chance owing to his short legs and dicky ticker. Frustrated in his quest to become first choice king of the onion bag, his cat like reflexes and rudimentary understanding of the beautiful game saw him stutter into a goal-keeping career to save his beloved WNSS from the ignomany of relegation
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