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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

No. 21 - Darren "Daz" Furlong

Age : 28 going on 48
Position : missionary
Special Skill : Ability to boil over unnecessarily
Background : Found as a five year old having been raised by a pack of wolfs roaming the wild woodlands of Delamere. He was promptly adopted Romanian gypsies who forced him into a life of toil. At the age 17 he ran away to join the Swiss club "Young Boys" where he honed his skills
in the reserves (ball boy). After the financial collapse of the Swiss league in the late 90's he was coaxed to the WNSS FC on a bosman having been sold the dream of achieving european glory by the manager along side other well established internationals (El Gatto, Karsten Janker, The Doctor, etc).

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