No. 4 - Tim "Wildy" Wild

Name: Wildy/ Wildo

Age: Uncertain

Position: Defensive Midfield

Special Skills: Crab-like Lateral Movement Off the Ball

Background: Raised on the docks in Liverpool started kicking a can into a fishing net to escape the reality of childhood. Borded ship in 1984 as stowaway and was taken on by Atletico Maracana as a utility player in the Intertoto Cup. After 3482 appearances. 3481 as sub, 0 goals, he was transferred to WNSS in exchange for a crate of Sol and a donkey named Bobo. Whereabouts of Sol unknown, future of Bobo uncertain.