Age - Same as Ryan Giggs
Position - Anywhere but in goal.
Special skill - The magical step over and blistering pace (although the two can't be combined)
Background - Raised on the barren windswept moorlands of North Yorkshire, the brainchild of a deranged scientist trying to create a half man/monkey hybrid. Fortunately he escaped those frozen wastelands, shaved off his excess hair and developed a taste for competitive, win at all costs, football. A veteran of the Slovakian and Hungarian beach football circuits, only a crippling injury whilst on tour in Devon prevented him completing a lucrative sponsorship deal with Pony (one pair of astros and boot bag only). Now just past his prime, the contracts from Real and United being lost in the post, he can be found hugging the touchline at Mossfarm enthusiastically wanting every pass and shooting from seemingly impossible angles. The skills may have diminished but his love of the game still burns brightly.
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