Age: ClassifiedPosition: Had more positions than the Karma Sutra, but now primarily in goal
Special Skills: Commando rolls
Background: Part of a top secret government unit, little is know of the Legends origins (some say he's the long lost twin brother of Carsten). Has been known to go AWOL for weeks on end and then to be very elusive regarding his whereabouts. Blessed with sublime abilities, this is the player who, over the years, has provided more magic moments than Perry Como. Now, in the twilight of his career and ravaged by injury, the one time giant of the field of dreams, can be found skulking around his own penalty area, with glimpses of his past genius becoming as rare as a pass from the Beast.
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Does it count if I make a comment now? I have seen a few of Stevie's positions you lot haven't, and I should say his ball skills are spectacular! I have my own name for some of the things I've seen... I can share though, he has very sensitive buttocks and likes a good spanking, with cupped hands only
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